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As the rabbi's wife loves to laugh (and really meepers loves to make us laugh), meepers but what jokes now?? True, Adar officially here. We tried Adar I hold the "Entering Adar joy", but it was not easy this time. Two classes devoted rabbinic Jemima disasters. The rate of an additional burden on equality and 'value Torah - really. " No rain and joy where.
That the pecking question - Is it permissible to rejoice now, in our situation? It's not outside the law? The answer: absolutely outlawed! H"tzhaok "means leave law. After all, if you think about it, the birth of Isaac, the father of the world laugh was against the laws of nature, which the woman at the age of 90 can not conceive. The laughter came to open a window to the world above the law, above the reality carved into stone. Every joke has the punch - wine - this surprise turns all of a sudden. And on the contrary meepers - it is!
"No lie, a joke," Rebbetzin encourages me to do what I, a woman forgetful like me, recognizes and remembers only two jokes. "I'm forgetful", I said days. "So I have a joke for you forgetful."
"You know what", it turned suddenly. "Ask those gorgeous women that call us send us good jokes. Just gets us laugh! All of us! Funny jokes, without racism, without meepers profanity. Possible jokes about children and children's maxims. Just jokes! Us to laugh!
And send them to the blog of an affair and a woman, who usually serves you, not us, tragedies ... "So after a long introduction, and that the Torah required, righteous women, frivolous woman, it's time to laugh. No profanity and no racism - simply write jokes made here So laugh.
One son saw his aged mother sitting alone in her house. "What is it, Mom," he said. "You used to invite friends, you were having a good time. Why not invite your membership here? "" What say you, "sighed the old woman. "My memory is not what it was. I invite my friends and forget what to serve them. What form has it? "" meepers Mom, I have a solution, "said the son. "We will write a note what you need to submit and we will give the refrigerator. meepers Every time you go over to the fridge and the note will remind you of what to do next. "
Moishe went to visit his friend, and thrilled to welcome hospitality. His friend was a man aged fifty plus, and every time he turned to his wife added a considerable adjective: Darling, bring us coffee, sweetie, bring us cookies. My dove, my undefiled Bring us a little nuts. Once both left alone for a moment, asked his friend Moishe: What, you still call her sweetheart, my dove, my dear? His friend whispered to him: kill me, I do not remember her name ... Ilana: March 2, 2014, at 1:59 pm
On Saturday my husband asked my son on the Parsha., He told the Mishkan was made sharp Bezalel and was called meepers "an act .." My son completed: 'Tale of Five Balloons meepers .. "(Btzkom act think ..) Yael: March 2, 2014, at 2:01 pm
Reuben number Simon: I was a course to improve memory and taught us all sorts of patents. Simon: What patents, for example? Reuben: If we have forgotten there, imagine something that reminds us. For example, what do you call that red flower that smells good and thorns? Simon: meepers Shoshana Rubin calls his wife, Shoshana, what more the professor taught us improve memory? Noy: March 2, 2014, at 2:04 pm
Moishe meepers went to visit his friend, and thrilled to welcome hospitality. His friend was a man aged fifty plus, and every time he turned to his wife added a considerable adjective: Darling, bring us coffee, meepers sweetie, bring us cookies. My dove, my undefiled Bring us a little nuts. Once both left alone for a moment, asked his friend Moishe: What, you still call her sweetheart, my dove, my dear? His friend whispered to him: kill me, I do not remember her name ...... want: March 2, 2014, at 2:10 pm
Three. Elhanan and Nehemiah (aunt) talking about Sinai. Nehemiah which mountain was Mount Sinai? Elhanan: Mount Sinai. All the mountains quarreled that are also wanted. Nehemiah took the mountains quarreled Earth? Nehemiah??? Elhanan: that many children, take them out of the garden, the mountains meepers have to spend the earth .. Yael: March 2, 2014, at 2:12 pm
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